So, to be totally honest (which is so NOT Faketastic of me), I'm not sure I'm going to have all that fancy artificial fare ready for you in time. I mean, all I've got at the moment is this giant pitcher of piña fauxladas and a sizzling platter of steak fauxjitas. I hope this will be enough to tide you over until I can get myself back in the virtual kitchen, as it were.
So...what are you waiting for? Go ahead! Dig in! What? Are you vegetarian? Vegan? You don't like pineapple? WHAT?
Um. Yeah. Enough silliness. Let's just get down to the reason we're all here:
HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO FAKETASTIC! WOO HOO!
Oh, and if all this isn't enough for you, you actually can check out my guest blog over at Hope's Bookshelf, which should be up and at 'em any time now. I'm talking about some seriously interesting, deeper-than-deep stuff over there. And I'm also giving away a signed copy of the book. So, you know...get going! GET! (And then come back to find out if I ever got my sh&# together and cooked up something else forya. Hey, I'm a writer on deadline and things are HEC-TIC, I tell you what.)
Thank you for your patience.