January 6, 2009

FAKETASTIC PARTY-TIME (EXCELLENT!)

Okay, I know I invited you to a party to celebrate the release of FAKETASTIC. But, well, here it is 1am on release day and, as with all parties I throw (the last one being my son's big THREE), I'm still up...frantically trying to get everything ready for the festivities!

So, to be totally honest (which is so NOT Faketastic of me), I'm not sure I'm going to have all that fancy artificial fare ready for you in time. I mean, all I've got at the moment is this giant pitcher of piña fauxladas and a sizzling platter of steak fauxjitas. I hope this will be enough to tide you over until I can get myself back in the virtual kitchen, as it were.


So...what are you waiting for? Go ahead! Dig in! What? Are you vegetarian? Vegan? You don't like pineapple? WHAT?
Um. Yeah. Enough silliness. Let's just get down to the reason we're all here:
HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO FAKETASTIC! WOO HOO!
Oh, and if all this isn't enough for you, you actually can check out my guest blog over at Hope's Bookshelf, which should be up and at 'em any time now. I'm talking about some seriously interesting, deeper-than-deep stuff over there. And I'm also giving away a signed copy of the book. So, you know...get going! GET! (And then come back to find out if I ever got my sh&# together and cooked up something else forya. Hey, I'm a writer on deadline and things are HEC-TIC, I tell you what.)
Thank you for your patience.
XO

14 comments:

Alea said...

Happy release day!

Anonymous said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AWESOME RELEASE DAY!

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Faketaaaaaastiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to YOU!!

Here's to great release day sales and THEN some!!

Congrats, Alexa. I am so happy for you. :)

XOXOXO,

~Becca

Ben Esch said...

Congratulations! Now, are you going to have a real party, or do I just have to stare at pictures of pina coladas?

I only got into this writing thing for the free booze at release parties.

Ben Esch
www.dixienguyen.com

Shalonda said...

Yay! Happy release day!

Melissa Walker said...

You crack me up! Happy release day! Now, to break out the blender--I want a real colada!

Bookworm said...

CONGRATULATIONS! Drink a faux-colada for me! LOL!

Chick Lit Teens said...

Happy release day!

Keri Mikulski said...

Happy Release Day! :) Enjoy!

Jojo said...

I just read your blog on Hope's Booklist and I thought it was really good kind of remind me of some honest stuff that's good to be reminded of lol :) P.S. I'm jumping on the inside, because I'm super excited to read your new book :)

Hope. said...

Yay! Happy release day, Alexa!

hope.

Sarahbear9789 said...

Happy Release Day1

sweetmelissa818 said...

Happy release day! The last big party I had was my daughters TWO year! That pineapply drink looks yummy!

Wrighty - said...

Congratulations on your book! You throw a great party and no calories in this amazing food!

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